Why!?!?

So right now it is my 6th hour at school.  Boring.  Literally nothing else to do.  For some reason this desk is uneven.  My OCD is kicking in full time.  I may go mad.  I mean like upset Tyra Banks mad.

So ya'll know how I said I like to go on FMyLife.com.  I've recently stopped.  It's making me lose my faith in humanity.  And that is not an expression that I use very often.  But I would go on there and read all this stuff about people cheating on the people that they've been with for years and stupid stuff they do, and basically I know hate a lot of people I don't even know.

Oh god!  I keep looking up and seeing Tyra's face.  She makes some great faces.  Sweet lord this day is challenging.  My bed is calling to me, but the teachers say I can't leave school early.  Now the gif is angering me!!

So, like most seniors in high school, I drive.  Today was also very foggy.  I had trouble seeing ten feet in front of me.  I have a 12 minute drive and was running late, so I decided to faster than the speed limit.  Right before I get to the speed limit sign that says 55 mph, I decide to actually go the speed limit.  Lucky for me.  There was a Highway Patrol hiding in the fog.  Needless to say, I released a big sigh.

It's that time of year when the young people at my church consider going to camp.  A rare thing happened.  They actually want to go too.  For years I've been the only.  Since I'll be 18 when that camp happens, I may have to go as a supervisor.  I don't really care about that though.  Church camp where we are going is five days of athletic activities and evening services.  Being from Oklahoma, evening service is when that girls show off their country dresses, jean jackets, and cowboy boots in a style that reeks of country elegance.  Unfortunately there are three 13 year old girls that have decided to go this year too.  Hyper, energetic, little freaks that need to learn to calm down before I yell at them.  The age difference is the only thing that has kept me from punching them.

So I started writing this post last Tuesday.  Today it's Sunday at 11:05 pm.  I got sick and didn't post it.  Here it is.  Thank you for helping me procrastinate doing that dishes to night.

It's Sunday morning, and I was just forced to, yet again, forced to get up early for church.  But before I start spouting crap about religion, I would like to share my dream with you.  For some reason, there was me and a bunch of people on an old porch.  We were playing some type of tag/dodge ball game.  We had a piece of foil wadded into a ball.  The person that was "it" had to throw the foil at someone to make them "it."  Well it was my turn as "it."  Everyone was around the back of the porch, so I went running around that way.  Randomly BAM!! Obama was sitting in a small chair playing solitaire with foil wrapped around his head.  Naturally Obama was playing tag with us.  There was a problem though.  Everyone was afraid to hit Obama with the foil ball, but I wanted him to be "it" so badly.  I mean can you imagine, Obama with foil wrapped around his head, chuncking a foil ball at teenagers' heads!!!

I decide to roll the ball on the table.  Obama looks at me, I roll the ball, and it touches Sir President's knuckle.  He looks at me.  My first thought, "Oh my God!  He's gonna make the Secret Service tackle me cause I made him it!"  But NO!!  We do a secret handshake!!! Bam!!  All of you can suck it!!  I have a secret handshake with Obama!  That's right envy me people.

Well I have to go now.  Last time I posted I put up a picture of what popped up when I Googled majestic beast.  This is what pops up when you Google majestic creature.  Have you ever seen anything more majestic?

Just Catching Up

I recently saw a commercial where families can share data on their phones, tablets, laptops, etc.  That is a horrible idea!!  Just imagine some sweet mother making cookies for her family.  She decides to look up a cute way to decorate them.  She open Internet Explorer (she's a mother so she doesn't know the superiority of Google Chrome) then BAM!!  Her sons favorite midget porn website pops open and the next thing she knows, dwarfs are moaning and groaning!!  To repeat, data sharing is a bad idea.

I recently watched two episodes of House Hunters that were of people looking for homes in Hawaii.  Guess who wants to move to Hawaii now.  Changing subjects again, yesterday after the bell rang at school,  I was walking through the hallway.  I was the only one going one way, so I had to fight people.  And in that moment, I swear, I was the fish from those motivational posters telling people not to go with the flow.  I quickly ran to my friend yelling, "I'm a fish!!"  She looked at me and in a voice meant for small children said, "Yes, you are."  Thanks for the support.

Eh.  Being a senior is not all you think it's gonna be.  Nobody told me about all the deadlines for application and scholarships that I would have to worry about.  And on top of that, I jacked up my blog before I even started!  When I had to pick my url i went to type in sanity and put snanity.  No wonder it wasn't taken.  I have been on 9Gag a lot, so I feel I must be like confession bear and actual advice mallard.  So this is my confession,  I go on FMyLife.com a lot cause it makes me feel better about my boring life.  As for advice,  if your older brother spits in your bathroom sink and refuses to clean it, use his toothbrush.  I feel like that was a confession disguised as horrible advice.

I recently watched a movie called "Wake."  I guess it can be classified as an unusual romance.  It has Ian Somerhalder in it, so naturally as a Vampire Diaries fan I had to watch it.  The movie was about a girl that goes to funerals.  There she meets my fav leading man, who was about to bury his dead fiance.  The girl meets him, and I'm gonna stop there so not to spoil it for anybody.  I watches that movie "My Week With Marilyn."  I found it boring but there is something about it that fascinates me.  I want to watch "The Great Gatsby", "21 and Over", and "Identity Thief".  The last two look like they are going to be amazingly funny.  On a side note the song played in the trailer for "Th Great Gatsby" is "Love is Blindness" by Jack White.

Now to end this post.  I Googled  majestic beast, and the internet did not disappoint.

 

One of Those Days

As you may have guessed, today has been one of those days.  It was wonderful, fantastic, and full of delightful insanity.  I'm a senior in high school.  Today, my guidance counselor taught my friend how to flirt.  Don't ask me why me friend needed this.  She has no problem getting guys.  The bigger problem is her not picking jerks with ego issues.

Sweet Lord Almighty, the only reason I got through today was knowing that it was Friday and my bed was waiting.  It called to me.  "Amber, look at my comfy covers and pillows.  It's been a long day, and I can make it all better."  LIES!!!  The covers and pillows were lumpy.  My family ruined the serenity necessary for a nap.  On a bright note, I turned in my time sheet for tutoring and mailed in my college scholarship application.

 Everybody (except me) is confident that I will get into the scholarship program.  In all reality I'm not that smart.  There is a whopping total of 19 people in my graduating class.  When you're in a class that small, things are more relaxed, and you get more personal time with the teachers.  Small schools rock!!!  The teachers expect you to all help each other.  And we wouldn't want to disappoint the teacher would we?  ;)

This is my first post.  Please forgive my topic jumping.  I am obsessed with HGTV "House Hunters" and "House Hunters International" TV programs.  Speaking of TV programs, who else watched that new show on FOX "The Following"?  I had a free hour of class, so my friend and I watched the pilot episode.  Wrong thing to do in a dark classroom isolated from the rest of the school.  I had to use the bathroom a few time because of nervous pee.  (It happens to everyone, don't judge me.)  I hate scary things, but the show has sucked me in.  Unfortunately it has also given me a serious case of paranoia.  I can never trust cops or gay couples thanks to this show.  (If you watched, you would understand.  If you haven't watched it, SPOILER ALERT!!!)

Well I feel as though this has been a productive post.  Good by new friends/haters.  Have a picture of Rebel Wilson before I go.  Just a friendly reminder to always tell the truth.